Shit Nancy Pelosi Says



Remember how cute everyone thought that phrase 'shit my dad says' was? Well here's shit Nancy Pelosi says.

Does anyone really take Nancy Pelosi seriously? Meme after meme of her depict a bumbling, barely lucid, wild-eyed nitwit. I've heard more intellectually stimulating discussion come out of a three year old. No seriously.

Her most recent foible took place during a discussion with news anchor Candy Crawley on Face the Nation, and I quote the discussion because I just couldn't make this crap up even if I tried:

Pelosi said: "And we have to confer with the Qataris, who have told me over and over again that Hamas is a humanitarian organization, maybe they could use their influence to--"

Crowley interrupted her to ask: "The U.S. thinks they're a terrorist organization though, correct? Do you?"

Pelosi responded: "Mmm hmm."

Crowley said: "Yeah."

And Pelosi said: "And we've had that discussion."

For realz? Discussion?  She's had a discussion about whether they are a terrorist organization or not? This is the former Speaker of the House? Stupid, stupid clueless woman. And this is not the first time I've watched her get schooled before eliciting a weird concurrence like she hasn't a clue what they are talking about.


As you can see, she summoned up all sorts of conviction behind that mmm hmm. Nope, not feeling it. Even if she does not believe Hamas is a humanitarian organization, why would she legitimize that statement by uttering it on national television?



In another Pelosiism, total lack of decorum only she could pull off, Nancy Pelosi came unglued and went berserk after Representative Tom Marino made the following statement just before the vote to end Obama's DACA power trip:

"We have gangs coming across, we have drugs coming across the southern border and my colleagues on the other side don’t want to do anything about it. You know something I find quite interesting about the other side? Under the leadership of the former Speaker [of the House, Nancy Pelosi], and under the leadership of their former leader, when in 2009 and 2010, they had the House, the Senate, and the White House, and they knew this problem existed. They didn’t have the strength to go after it back then, but now are trying to make a political issue out of it now.”

That statement was priceless, cheapened later by Marino claiming he was not making specific reference to her, the damned wuss. When his statement was uttered, Pelosi chased him down growling, "Where is he?" which you can hear at the 2:15 mark, while stabbing her finger toward him. For realz. The woman is certifiable.


Then there are the classic Pelosi snafu such as the precious, "We have to pass the bill so you can find out what's in it." This is nearly as comical as Hillary Clinton's screechy, "What difference does it make?"



Does this Dumb Dora really take herself serious? I don't know how she could, because most rational, thinking people do not.

Even stupidity such as these lovelies have been bumbled by Pelosi:

"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." - Nancy Pelosi on passing economic recovery package
"America will be far safer if we reduce the chances of a terrorist attack in one of our cities than if we diminish the civil liberties of our own people" - Nancy Pelosi on NSA spying.
"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program." - Nancy Pelosi on job growth.
"I believe in natural gas as a clean, cheap alternative to fossil fuels." - Nancy Pelosi on energy.
You have to ask yourself, why do the citizens of California keep voting this imbecile in office? Even scarier, Texas is wooing California companies to move their headquarters here and Austin has become little California as they move here to get out from under oppressive taxes. Liberals are desperate to turn Texas into another Colorado as they support the steady stream of liberals and illegals.  If Texas turns blue, is Pelosi the sort of astute leadership we will be looking forward to?  No thank you.

The bumbling moron in action: