Diary of an Angry Black Woman

What can one say about Michelle Obama?  Just the name makes people roll their eyes and utter, "Oh geeze." 

Our First Lady has never been proud of our country and feels she knows best what your child should be allowed to eat. To be honest, she isn't really known for doing much of anything compared to past First Ladies. The legacy this woman will leave behind is a glare that sort of looks like this:

I wonder if what our parents always told us about our face freezing that way is true,  Clearly, Michelle Obama is not a very happy woman.