Keystone Cops

Could anything have been more bunglefudged than this whole Ebola Dallas experience?  I mean honestly, where the hell did they get the officials in charge of this whole debacle?

First, we rely on the Liberian airline employees to check passengers for fever as they board the airplane, rather than check people here in the US as they enter customs from international flights. Gee that would slow down the lone lines.  Sounds real smart.

Couple this with the fact the rat bastard Thomas Eric Duncan lied on his health application prior to bringing that nasty crap here with him.

On top of that, it is clear our president could care less if Americans get sick from Ebola, which essentially liquefies your insides, dissolves your skin, and makes you bleed out of every orifice of your body. Obama has done nothing to limit travel to and from affected regions to help cut down on infections in the US, simply adding to the laundry list of ineptitudes this man has displayed since he first took office.

Then this man, who admits to visiting Liberia, and is obviously showing serious symptoms is sent home by Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas with a prescription.  Heaven help the pharmacists and patrons at the pharmacy he walked through, let alone the healthcare workers who came in contact with him, and let us not forget his family taking care of his sick ass.

As luck would have it, we also are told the man had vomited outside the apartment on his way to the doctor's office and God knows what has traipsed through that bile as it sat there for days.

In what is probably even more stupid than sending the guy home, queue the Keystone Cops, as looney Sheriff Lupe sends 3 deputies, a sergeant, and a lieutenant into the Ebola apartment to get the ass-clown residents to stay inside, since they are obviously having a difficult time with this idea that the rest of the rational world doesn't really want them out and about with us until we know this Ebola thingy is under control.   Let me tell you, there's nothing quite as refreshing as hearing that the morons sent their student to school days after the dude was diagnosed with Ebola. Gee, they just don't want to stay inside any longer because they are tired of it.  Selfish bastards.

But lest you think this little shop of horrors is complete, we have photos of men in street clothes power washing the Ebola man's vomit from the sidewalk as a woman in a sari looks on.

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Oh and let's not forget the Red Cross worker bringing food to the apartment, nary a gloved hand, where the people have been holed up with bags of clothing and bedding soiled with the Ebola dudes sweat, vomit, and diarrhea.

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Culminating into today's body bagging of a car while bunny-suited workers finally come clean the apartment, three days too late.

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If I didn't know better, I would think this was a new Dumb and Dumber movie.